But She Lived

Hailey informed me that she and Katie wrote a story this past summer titled But She Lived. I was immediately captivated by the title. Until I learned the plot, which is as follows:

First, Katie and Hailey dumped their mother into a hole full of porcupines. But she lived.

Then they dropped her out of a plane with evil, carniverous birds of some sort. But she lived.

Next they shoved their loving, beautiful mother into a vat full of pirahna. But she lived.

I'm beginning to fear for my life, so I'm posting it here. If I should die under mysterious circumstances...

I'm just sayin'.